trollanthropist

troll-anthro-pissed
Noun

A person that raises money that did it all to embarrass the person they raised it for.

"Hey man, did you hear about that guy Matt?"

"Yeah dude, he's a trollanthropist, he sent money to fix someone else's roof and they rejected the money to help."

"That's crazy my man."

by bisler7 June 7, 2021

bonus tillandsia

The word to describe when you get an awesome "extra" of something and you didn't realize it or have to pay for it. Basic meaning derived from picking out tropical exotic plants, specifically the tillandsia, a free-growing, self-contained plant. They are often affixed to driftwood. Occasionally an extra one will get stuck to the driftwood and when you purchase it, you got a bonus tillandsia (plant).

Jesse: I like this piece of driftwood.

Hayley: And this one has 4 tillandsias instead of 3! There is one stuck.

Jesse: Bonus Tillandsia!

-or-
Hayley: Wow, I found a dollar in the pocket of these thrift store jeans. Bonus Tillandsia!

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

tollin

one who gets a new boy/girl friend right after he/she has just broken up with the old boy/girl friend. Tollins are usually innocent looking.innconspicuous whore

Damn man look at that tollin go i just broke up with her last week and she already had like five new boy friends.

by the cat in the hat September 5, 2006

Tolland

A little town in Western Mass, the most awesome town on the face of the earth, resting high up in the mountains it looks down on poor pathetic Southwick and Granville, Tolland pwns Southwick, great place for hiking, biking, smoking, drinking, having sex, camping, doing drugs, and burying those dead bodies we all know you've got lying around... come on down!

Bob: hey everybody, im from tolland!
Everybody: hey Bob, nice to meet ya!
Alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
Everybody: ewww get her outta here!!

by tandrollluse June 2, 2009

Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.

Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?

by wiggleworms February 23, 2010

Tollah

Exclamation used to show extreme approval of a statement and or idea

"wanna go get some chinese food?" "Tollah!!!!"

by Jason Ginsberg November 17, 2006

tolling

Spanglish for telling.

Like I was tolling you, esse, this shit costs all kinds, ay.

by johnny walton November 24, 2006