tofu

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

by taoteqingren January 6, 2008

tofurky

A wonderous creation. It is a vaguely meat-like soy product...and some damn fine eatin!

Pass the tofurky guys. Man, I'm so glad our CLIQUE had this vegan dinner party.

by Tracy Krafter December 28, 2005

Tofushi

A form of sushi made for the vegetarian, by replacing the raw fish with tofu.

Person #1- I thought you were vegetarian, why are you eating sushi?

Person #2- don't worry it's just tofushi

by Carson Burger December 1, 2009

Tofu Theory

A theory which states that certain people absorb the coolness or doucheness of the people around them much like the Asian bean-curd, tofu, absorbs the flavors of the foods surrounding it.

John: That Hans guy can be cool at times, but then he hangs out with those tool bags and acts like an ass.

Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.

by sillyputty94 December 8, 2011

Eagle Tofu

Eagle tofu:She is the lead rapper and cutie of the group Twice.Yes, you know her as Kim Dahyun.She is called Tofu because of her very light skin.And she is called eagle because of her ICONIC eagle dance (That she used to do in church)

Non-Once’s:Who’s your bias in Twice?
Once:Eagle Tofu!

by oneinamillion.twice May 2, 2021

tofudabeest

The animal that bred and harvested specifically to feed humans with Tofu.

Whodat killed the tofudabeest and returned to his cave with 1 years worth of tofu.

by stinky60 December 4, 2007

tofurkeying

a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.

Look *insert name here* is tofurkeying all over the dance floor, and it's hawt

by bahyphenated October 16, 2013