Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008

toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007

toddler chic

a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.

Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.

by toyMasulina January 28, 2013

toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.

"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"

by James Kite December 3, 2007