tis

1. Short for "(it) was", "(it) did", "(it) will" or anything similar, as long as the use of "tis" would make no sense if you replaced it with "It is".
2. Short for "It is". People used to say this in the 1800's but now nobody says it in this sense anymore, unless they are old, somehow socially isolated, or just "different".

1. Yo' momma tis crunk last night.
2. British person #1: Tis' a merry day for tea and biscuits, eh chap?
British person #2: Not really fine man, i have to go be on my jolly way.
British person #1: Alrighty, cheerio!

by crazyfoo08081 November 1, 2006

TI

The act getting busted by the ATF for buying illegal machine guns and silencers either by
(1) Doing it yourself
(2) Hiring a bodyguard to do it for you - all because you are a convicted felon who cannot own guns.

Puff Nappy's eyes got REAL BIG when he was suddenly "TI'ed" as he took possession of those illegal machine guns he purchased to take back to da hood.

by You Got Busted!! ha ha October 30, 2007

Tied

Synonym for dating.

Jackie and Darren aren’t tied, they are just good friends.

by Dumping Zone March 2, 2021

tis

To answer in the affirmative

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Tied

When an opponent makes a comeback and ties with first place, but the original first still wins

He tied with her in uno.

by FiddleDaNotBomb January 12, 2020

TI

1)Can stand for Teen Institute, a group dedicated to helping young adults avoid substance abuse. Is somewhat similar to SADD, but sometimes people are slightly less likely to join it just cause their friends did. In some schools, TI and SADD are combined due to their similar goals.
2)Texas Instruments, manufacturer of many fine calculators, such as the TI-83 (a godsend for algebra students), TI-84, etc.

1) "They went to the TI meeting."
2) "I have a TI-83 calculator. w00t!"

by killerfiller December 17, 2005

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003