dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.
dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
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Get the sparkles the magic bum mug.A spirit of a dead Toronto drag queen known to momentarily inhibit bodies of men. When inhibited, men will exhibit symptoms of a flamboyancy and deeply-pitched female speech.
Nailo is being possesed by puff the magic drag queen. He sounds like that dead Toronto drag queen from some time ago.
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BOOM! uhh what the what was that?! OOOH! what is happinuh?!? Gahhh grAvity. ahahahhhh what the magic?!?! BOOM!
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It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.
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Get the Rub the Magic Lamp mug.A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
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The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe
The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe
A bunch of friends are sitting around a campfire and about to smoke. John pulls out his pipe and bag of weed and says to the whole group " Who wants to puff the magic dragon?"
Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.
Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.
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Get the Puff the Magic Dragon mug.1. A song written by Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow. The lyrics for the song were based off a poem Leanard Lipton wrote in collage and the song became popular when the group Peter, Paul and Mary sang it. It is about a boy named Jackie Paper and and his imaginary dragon friend named Puff. In 1978 there was an animated TV special based off of it.
2. A slang term used for marijuana.
2. A slang term used for marijuana.
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea, and .....*rest of song here*
Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.
Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.
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