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pay the piper

1) To get what's coming to you (i.e. get your comeuppance).
You thought you could get away with ripping me off that time. Well, now it's time to pay the piper.
by TheKoW January 12, 2008
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paint the pipe

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!
Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
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Pump The Pipe

to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.

A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.
"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"
by Munchkin Whore March 18, 2010
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take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.
by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004
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Pay The Piper

bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.
The submissive princess will have to pay the piper with spankings for her disobedience to her master.
by MaddamEve July 31, 2018
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