Gouch

What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.

Not to be confused with the gooch.
by mendaliv June 30, 2010
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gouch

The day after a large night out:
'waht you doing today?'
'Just having a gouch' or 'just gouching about'.
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gouch

thegouch in my foot hurts
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Gouch

The area between the testicules and anus.
I like my gouch licked while you play with my balls.
by Bdoodle February 22, 2017
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gouche

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!
Look at the guy over there he looks like a complete Gouche!
by Original Fritz December 10, 2008
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gouch

everything that is nasty, extremely fat girls, the stuff that hangs over girls belts.
A put down. Some thing that is messed up
you know you love that gouch.You love to pet that gouch, gouch lover. IF she is hot she is a couch if she is fat and ugly she is a nasty gouch. If she is in between she is a couch gouch or just cg for short.Her gouch is hanging out. Thats all gouched up.
by Gouch Master April 25, 2006
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Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
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