What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.
Not to be confused with the gooch.
Not to be confused with the gooch.
by mendaliv June 30, 2010

The day after a large night out:
'waht you doing today?'
'Just having a gouch' or 'just gouching about'.
'waht you doing today?'
'Just having a gouch' or 'just gouching about'.
by Georgina Townsin and Lenny Len June 4, 2007

by Bdoodle February 22, 2017

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!
by Original Fritz December 10, 2008

everything that is nasty, extremely fat girls, the stuff that hangs over girls belts.
A put down. Some thing that is messed up
A put down. Some thing that is messed up
you know you love that gouch.You love to pet that gouch, gouch lover. IF she is hot she is a couch if she is fat and ugly she is a nasty gouch. If she is in between she is a couch gouch or just cg for short.Her gouch is hanging out. Thats all gouched up.
by Gouch Master April 25, 2006

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
