if you ever

phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"

person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"

by kittypuff March 25, 2010

What ever

It can be used to ways. You can use it if you don't now what to say or you can use it if you don't care.

Eric: You're a fuckin lesbian junkie crack whore!
Girl: What ever!

Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...

by Saint Nikki January 6, 2005

Soon ever

As soon as

I deal with that soon ever I get their

by Queen B February 17, 2004

good as ever

A word used by really stupid people instead of saying "thats good". Can be shortened by just saying "as ever" which usually follows a grunt "hmm".

John: hey I got a score of 1,000 in this video game
Bob: yeah well I got 10,000
Dieter:OH GOOD AS EVER BOB IS

Frank: (makes a 3 point shot)

Ramsey: HMM, As ever you are

by daveman7384 July 20, 2006

Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

by AmorHart November 18, 2015

w/ever

An increasingly popular im abbreviation for 'whatever.' Used when dismissing another person's comments in a chat room or messenger-type setting.

Person 1: "Oh I am soooo cute!"

Person 2: "w/ever die plz"

by vaeren May 17, 2007

Hi-ever

A combination of however and whatever can also take the place of either word. A way to blow off or ignore a conversation.

Girl: Why didn't you call me last night like you said you would? You never call me when you say you're going to. I don't know why I still put up with you.

Boy: Hi-ever

Girl:...

by Tito Shabazz August 5, 2008