by kittypuff April 04, 2009
phrase
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"
person 2: "if you ever"
person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010