2 definition by kittypuff

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phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010

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the adjective used to describe a hot girl with a whack ass boyfriend
Man, that girl is a how on earth special with her scrubby boyfriend
by kittypuff April 03, 2009

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