Punk Temper

That hard, fast-moving & aggressive form of rock music but also is that person's attitude and state of mind

Punk music is every part of Brian's punk temper.

by DMack2018 June 13, 2018

temper shot

You can’t hit one

Dude 1: you can’t even hit a temper shot
Dude2: tries to hit a temper shot
Dude 1: you can’t hit one

by The cool guy 96 backwards June 11, 2021

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower

The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum

by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024

Temper Bi

An individual who claims temporarily bisexuality, when they’ve been caught performing sexual acts on another individual of the same sex/gender. Then the said individual receives a free pass on the matter and can’t be mentioned

Drill sergeant : “private cox why are you holding another privates, Privates!”
Private cox: “SIR, TEMPER BI, SIR!! “
Drill sergeant: “Well okay then Private as you were.”

by JokerStroker January 26, 2018

Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.

“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”

by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022