teddy bear masc 

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs

my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.

teddy bear masc by peachthesnake September 21, 2022

Teddy Bear Syndrome 

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.

Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?

Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!

Teddy Bear Syndrome by Karen W July 7, 2009

Teddy Bear Picnic 

A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?

Teddy Bear Picnic by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013

Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.

*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*

Teddy bear time bomb by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

teddy bear poop 

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

teddy bear poop by pickle pants March 8, 2009

Teddy Bear Hamster 

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

Teddy Bear Hamster by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019

Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

Teddy Bear Man by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022