beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Rickie Tardis

When you are dating an SLP (Speech and Language Pathologist) who works with disadvantaged or special needs children and you cant be trusted not to drop the word RETARD so you come up with a proper alternative that she will have no clue what you are referring to until she finds this post.

noun: Dont be a Rickie Tardis!
adjective: Thats just Rickie Tardis! or "you fucking rickie tardis"

by Smarter than your average bear September 29, 2021

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020