gettin my swole on

The act of hitting up the gym and working out to get "swole" or buff.

Tom:So Bruno what are you doing after school?
Bruno:Gettin my swole on.
Tom:Wow I wish I could be as jacked as you
Bruno:I know

by ThatPersuasion! March 12, 2008

Swolefest

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

by College Professional December 3, 2009

Sweltergeist

When the outside temperature is hotter than that dream you had of Kate Upton riding a sybian.

Yo big J, wanna hit those bars tonight?

Yea man, I'm goin commando because I got a mad clam bake in these jeans just going to pick up some mixer.

Dude, is it really that bad?

Bro, it's a fuckin sweltergeist out there.

by B1GNOLZ June 30, 2014

Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

by Cassanova91 February 9, 2013

Swoftie

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

by Jedi418 January 3, 2013

Swoling

Flex, Finesse, Show-off, Sabotage, Gain advantage, Win fairly or unfairly.

I'm swoling on my enemies everyday.

by Knitty July 7, 2023

Stoltzed

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008