snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch

Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018

bitches get stitches

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches

Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?

by alice_october November 16, 2009

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

switchin lanes

drinking alcohol smoking marijuana and driving

that foo was switchin lanes all the way to my crib

by c-ro December 30, 2007

Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.

Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

by Cleffroski January 25, 2015

Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

Duberry Swatchits

The almost lumpy section around the nipple. both men and women get them it is very natural

She had amazing tits, but her Duberry Swatchits needed a bit of work.

by omnooma March 22, 2010