Swipe n' Wipe 

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

Swipe n' Wipe by baba bubbler May 26, 2016

Swipe Before you Wipe 

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.

While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

Swipe Before you Wipe by Covejoel April 17, 2010

Swipe someone to the right

To be attracted by someone because of his/her appearance;

To fancy someone;

To contemplate having sexual intercourse with someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

See also: Swipe someone to the left

"Mate, I saw this girl in a bar last night, she was so good-looking, I'd totally swipe her to the right!"

"He is really nice but I probably would not swipe him to the right."

"Whenever I am horny, I want to swipe someone to the right."

Swipe someone to the right by Brammic October 29, 2014

swipe juice 

baby gravy, the white sauce, jizz bombs, sperm, cum, or as NSLC puts it, "an energy drink".

"Yo my swipe juice flooded that basement"

"Yummy, that swipe juice always hits the spot"

"OMFM! They should sell this shit in stores. Swipe juice is so much better than vag fluid."

swipe juice by Brandon Holman August 15, 2006

swipe a sock 

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.

Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.

swipe a sock by acevadercycle October 7, 2007

swipe card 

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

swipe card by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005

swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

swipe swear by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010