swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

swing a dead cat by Coell September 23, 2005

swing youth

A person who is widely considered to be cool or hip. the term swing youth is an equivalent of cool guy which can be perceived as sexist terminology due to guy being the latter word whereas, youth, is genderless.

Person A: What do you think of Person B?
Person C: I think she's a real Swing Youth...

swing youth by Jonti Wands January 2, 2008

swing report 

n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.

"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"

swing report by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

swing kid

A child that has swingers for parents.

Hey guys craigs a swing kid. His parents totally went to that swingers convention last tuesday.

swing kid by chadillacs March 13, 2009

swing bag 

Referring to male genitalia, specifically the testicals. Also known as applebag, ball sack, bozak, nuts, etc.

I dropped my swing bag on your mom's face, because she wanted a Roman Soldier Helmet.

swing bag by swing bag guy January 29, 2006

swing both ways 

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.

I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.

swing both ways by Lindsay S June 19, 2006

Swing a dead cat

A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.

"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."

Swing a dead cat by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016