Swine Flu

A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors

"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."

by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea

1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu

by roneplEElpenor November 4, 2009

Swine Flu

A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.

Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu

by the_concious_you _needed May 7, 2009

Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.

1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."

by AnLiCa September 21, 2009

Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.

Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.

by Steve Thompkins May 5, 2009

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 2, 2009

Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009