swimming might actually be the worst activity known to mankind. swimming can take a normal human being and turn them into a shallow, self centered, arrogant,
cocky freakshow. this normally occurs in males. while swimmers might be the most sexually active, its usally male on male when it comes to the type of guy it takes to put a size
24 speedo on. for the girls, rock on - however you have
man shoulders and should never wear skirts in the
winter to expose those wildebeast legs.
male non-swimmer: hey, that
kid looks like he stuffed his 2 inch
peen into that size 24 banana hammock and thinks he looks cool.
swimmer: wait ... that isnt cool? i was kinda thinking about running up and smacking that fine
ass. swimming is the besssst.