swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson
Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.
by benny_s94 January 11, 2009
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Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.
Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.
by Swedishchris November 09, 2014
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The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
by Filleman December 22, 2020
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Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.
"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"
by wolfparadise June 12, 2009
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swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.
All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"
by Sir Xar June 05, 2005
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Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.
I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.
by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003
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Swedish cock

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...
by Jewkhok March 16, 2018
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