Emily Ann Swanson

A brat who throws tantrums and is a wannabe furry. Mostly 7-10 years old but maybe 6. She seems like an angel, because of her very light blonde hair and brunette freckles, but is a devilish brat who doesn’t care about what other people tell her what to do, like her mother and father. :’)

Emily Ann Swanson is a brat

by Mei mei ;) July 15, 2022

swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

Swanson

A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.

Matt Swanson is a complete fag

by Jonny do good December 23, 2007

Swanson

verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.

Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?

by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

Swanson

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!

by Candythespy December 10, 2017