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swallied

Swallied is another word for drunk.
I was swallied at that party last night.
by james23893428489 February 21, 2008
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Stallsmithing

The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."

CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."

PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017
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Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan
girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing
by moocow419 June 8, 2011
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swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm
by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015
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Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.
Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.
by TallandThick December 8, 2015
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swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.
If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.
by hold the mayo March 3, 2004
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biggie smalls

"Let's listen to some of that 'biggie smalls' shit."
by Diego August 18, 2003
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