oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Inauthentic Suspension

When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.

The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.

by WangYoGrunt May 10, 2023

tit suspension

Tit suspension is the act of lifting a woman off the ground by ropes which are only wrapped and tied around a woman’s breast, then she is hoisted up off the floor by just her tits! Can be found in the bdsm scene.

After wrapping the rope tightly around her tits I put her in Tit suspension lifting her completely off the ground, hanging there only by her tits!

M y female slave has been taught how to behave much faster by using tit supension oh her, after just a few minutes of hanging by her tits she behaves so much better!!

by Gerlad69 July 21, 2024

tit suspension

Tit suspension is the act of lifting a woman off her feet by ropes which are only wrapped and tied around a woman’s breast, then she is hoisted up off the floor by just her tits! Can be found in the bdsm scene.

My female slave has been taught how to behave much faster by using tit suspension oh her, after just a few minutes of hanging by her tits she behaves so much better!!

by Gerlad69 July 21, 2024

14 day suspension

Often related to a man named Mr. Logan Castle, a famous historian, a student's email was once hijacked, read, and the student was exposed of two year old attempts at cheating. The student has since been assigned a 14 day suspension, which was later appealed. The student has also started a defamatory campaign to help undermine the status of this famous historian. The low lying piece of fucking shit historian has literally 0 credibility and is the scapegoat for pretty much every bitchy move that is made by the higher ups.

Damn man, that discipline case was, no joke, a fucking 14 day suspension, complete bull shit.

by ExpectationsExpected May 16, 2018

After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)

Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.

by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021