anal punishment

When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.

You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020

Brand Punishment

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

by MetalGuru April 5, 2009

Punishment

If you're satan and this is hell... Why aren't you punishing me?

Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Punishment Bang

the act of handing out aggressive sex to a member of the opposite sex, used on those who you have some form of grudge against

or

to fuck someone particularly hard, particularly from behind, not because they're particuarly hot hot, but because they have irritated you in some way

1) German teacher requires a punishment bang for giving me a D in that oral exam.

2) Give me a 6 week Homework assignment will you Mrs??..we will see about that..its time for your punishment bang!

3) Dude..your mum told my mum that she saw me smoking outside Tesco....she requires a punishment bang

by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

funishment

Entering into some kind of fun activity that will leave you feeling pretty sore the next day, but with no regrets. Some examples include drinking heavily and stair diving.

Dude, are you up for some funishment on Friday?

by circuitron February 16, 2005