sucklefish

Most gorgeous and affectionate female you have ever met.

A soulmate.

I love you my little Sucklefish

by SINGLE_DTF November 12, 2021

Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.

Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.

by Brawny Man April 24, 2013

Toe Suckle Swap

The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes

Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"

by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018

Suckle my buckle

Oral sex on a woman. (Similar to suck my dick, but for a woman) Suckle my buckle!

After Jenna finished sucking my dick she said, "suckle my buckle already!"

by slangworder July 9, 2014

Sucklefuck

A person so pathetic it's disgusting. Someone so pathetic that it seems as though all they do is sit at home suckling on their mother's nipple.

"That guy is so pathetic"
"I know... he's such a little sucklefuck"

by Obama lin saden June 16, 2014

suckle the knuckle

Term meaning “kiss my fist” or similar to “knuckle sandwich” and is used in the English language like “kiss my ass”. Basically means you are going to punch said person in the face for being retarded.

Blaine: “Hey, want to go down to the park and make-out like we are the Hanson brothers?”
Nigel: “Hey, want to suckle the knuckle?!”

by LaVarious.com May 27, 2006

suckle the teet

Eating an entire meal's worth of samples at Harris Teeter

"I'm so broke I can't afford groceries," "Why don't you go suckle the Teet?"

by DivinePoptart September 9, 2009