subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010

subtle refined

No actual flavour, classic dogwhistle used by Marmite haters.

I prefer subtle refined flavours, not the taste equivalent of a boom box

by ScaredCharlotte March 24, 2022

Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

by Daxine November 25, 2009

Subtle Jenkins

An international, long distance crush

I met someone on zoom, turns out they're across the pond. I think I've got a subtle jenkins for them.

by shamanshadow January 14, 2021