Suave Haircut

A very stylish and cool or sleek haircut.

Man look at that guy's Suave Haircut I wonder where he got it done.

by PancakePanda May 17, 2021

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.

Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha

by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007

Suave Minge

Expression evoking smooth operation, smooth talking, and generally smooth behaviour. An individual considered a "suave minge" can proclaim themselves a "smooth operator". The "minge" suffix is used as an extension of the term, resulting in such an individual as ranking higher in terms of suaveness than somebody who is merely "suave". Can also be used to refer to ideas and concepts that are classed as suaver than suave.

"I'm off to get a pizza, get myself a mighty meaty extra large!"

"Man, that is so suave minge!"

by Travvo April 22, 2009

Suave syndrome

Possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.

That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.

by Burns June 30, 2004

Suave-ing

Gay Shit, specifically between 2 males.

Named for one of many Aliases belonging to a certain gay furry-turned-straight man-turned-bisexual, that being Suavefringe.

Person A: ...The other gay guy he was suave-ing with, if you catch my drift.
Person B: I don't know if I do.
Person A: ***DEFINITION***: Gay Shit *lenny face*

by cmgilger September 18, 2017

Suave Syndrome

the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)

Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.

by swadium September 16, 2011

suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.

hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco

by suaves lover April 18, 2018