sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel

Now we're sucking diesel

by Joe Lehane May 18, 2021

Sucking in your gut

A phrase in motorsport racing:

When you do better in one section of the track compared to the rest of it.

"Ryan Blaney is gonna have to suck in his gut here heading into turns 3 & 4 if he wants to catch William Byron."
or
"He sucks in his gut through (turns) 3 & 4!"
or
"Turn 2 is definitely the best part of the track to start sucking in your gut."

by Garlic196 September 16, 2021

sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

by rustopher89 April 18, 2007

Sucking the Political Cock

Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.

I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 8, 2010

sucking off

To give someone a blowjob

"Yeah, I was sucking off Brad in the hot-tub last night, it was wild!"

by RingALingADingDong June 16, 2016

Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007