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starbucks stutter

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.
Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
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Stunter

Stunting, stunters the act of ditching. usually used by stoners to explain people who didnt "come through". to be ditched or someone who promises and lies. in other words they are cunts who cant be trusted
"he stunted on me after i waited 6 hours" "nick is a stunter dont count on him"
by ihatestunters August 20, 2011
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Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.
I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.
by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009
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