Stubbington

A small village near the shore, it is the upper class version of its shitty neighbour Gosport. Except here 70% of people are over 60 and completely hate everyone under 25. Stubbington unfortunately holds many stuck up too good for you teenagers, probably from the local private school. And at the other end also holds the druggies from Gosport. Don’t come here, unless you’re going to the beach, and even then teens are setting shit on fire at sea-field and pissing in the water at night.

Friend 1: He’s a total wanker, one minute he’s doing keys of key, next minute he’s finishing his degree in literature.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.

by Outhouse35 April 10, 2019

knuckle stubble

The feeling one gets on their knuckles when reaching between a stripper's legs to put money in her thong and her pussy has a 5 o'clock shadow and it scrapes against your knuckles.

Hey dude I just put a $5 in that stripper's g-string and got knuckle stubble!

by Chaumbra March 22, 2016

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

McKenzie Stubbert

A really hot man who writes music. A composer. Any person who is self-employed and writes music for a living. Anyone who wears trendy glasses while doing it.

Come on man, I just McKenzie Stubberted all day!

by Gwyndolyn Corlione April 14, 2010

stubber

comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.

'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'

by oi bastard April 19, 2009

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009