Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

In-strum

When you having to much on your mind and theres only 1 way to let it go and or to be thought free with ease.

My brain is feelin so much pain

Theres only 1 way to make it sain
I have a in-strum mental so I gotta rap my pain to a instrumental

by 10 Shot February 23, 2021

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

ava strum

A very sweat beautiful girl! Everyone would feel lucky to date her and she has the best style. She hats all good grades, and everyone wants to be her

Omg, that’s Ava Strum I need to get her to see me.

by kinda cool person June 23, 2020

donkey strum

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence

Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome

by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011

Strum

To pursue the act of flicking the ball up over an opponent in a real life game of football in a poorly made 'game' version going by the name of 'FIFA' which was rumoured to have been created by a group of delusional individuals. You can only complete this act if you are a top class skiller and you really want the side-lines attention.

Person: Oh get strummed!

Person: Wow that was a great strum!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020