String Bass 

The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!

Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?

Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!

Person A: It doesn’t do much.

Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!

Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.

Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.

Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.

Person B: IKR!

String Bass by Just writing definitions August 18, 2019

string music 

Slang term used for basketball when you make a shot with the ball never hiting the rim and going straight in, creating a sound caused by the net.

P1 "Im open!"
p2 passes it
p1 shoots, goes right in
p1 says "String Music!" to the other team

string music by Fngersticks May 27, 2009

string cheese incident 

A band following in the footsteps of the Grateful Dead but with a different style. Better live than studio

I od'd at the Cheese show

string cheese incident by Viva Trey Anastasio May 13, 2005

string pussy 

longer than a noodle, sweeter than a strudel.

Example 1:
"Hey dude, have you ever heard of string pussy?"
"What's that?"
"It's longer than a noodle, and sweeter than a strudel! Like a rubber band it goes bbbooooiiiiiooooiiiiooiiiioooiiiioooooiiiing!"

string pussy by ChinaDoll242 March 9, 2019

String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings

The nerds were performing string jobs

String job by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010

string tingler 

A person with such levels of skill that the can make an adult male ejaculate their love muck merely by tickling the aforementioned male's banjo string. Can be used as a derogatory term.

Look at that fit hunny over there. I bet you she'd be a string tingler

string tingler by McPhail October 18, 2004

string players 

people who love fingering the g string, moving their hand up and down the neck of the instrument and making noise from the F hole.

violinist to cellist: wow, you get paid so much for keeping your legs open and making noise from your F holes.

violist to violinist: its so much harder to finger my G string over yours

bassist to violinist: i've got a much bigger and longer neck on my noise maker than yours.

us string players love F holes.

string players by music kiddo November 15, 2009