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Someone that I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE BEST EVER!
by Ykcab June 18, 2003
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Snoochy

An annoying, 30-something year old women, who has no teeth,no self-esteem,no friends,no life, no talents for playing soccer, bass, or even really being a productive member of society..who also happens to live with HER PARENTS..!!
Snoochy spends most of her time on the FOBR message boards posting meaningless threads about what she WANTS TO DO..or is GOING TO DO, using WAY TOO MANY SMILEYS.
She has a cat named Sadie whom I feel very sorry for, seeing as the cat seems to be her pride and joy..(I'd be kind of fucked in the head if that was me..
imagine that poor thing..all cooped up inside..with her)
(Please note that in the begining everyone feels sorry for Snoochy, but somewhere along the lines you eventually hate her..jee I wonder why?)

A "Snoochy" can also be a type of person that uses way too many smileys and posts meaningless threads about their boring life..

"Pulling a Snooch", is the act of an otherwize normal person acting like "a Snoochy"
Snoochy: "hi guys i was just whining about how i don't have any teeth anymore cause i never flossed or took care of them and i tried to play soccer today but i suck and i don't have cleets and i'm fat i think tomarrow i'll go to walmart and get cleets and then after i'll do some dribbling around my yard with my new soccer ball,and then i'll playbass.. do you think Sadie will be worried and sad if we leave for 5 minutes instead of hovering over her?. :0 ;) :D :) :( :'( :| 8-)"
by Tham(510) April 20, 2007
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Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.
I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.
by Darth Detox August 30, 2008
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Death to Smoochy

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"
by AK Feezy May 31, 2006
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Stooch

A female reproductive organ. Current where-abouts of this organ is currently unknown. It is thought to be somewhere around the vagina area.

Other spellings:
Stouch
I just got kicked in the stooch by some guy!!!
by Menagan February 7, 2007
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smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.
"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."
by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012
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stooch

That stooch saved me, now i see the light
by Jebus May 20, 2003
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