Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with talking to rocks, and is also called a pothead for other unrelated reasons. Stoner's also seem to have a tendency to act like idiots when talking to their rocks, but they also refer to themselves as "cool" which is completely false.
Man one: Yo, did you see that stoner yesterday at that one party?
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
by SilverxShadow March 04, 2018
Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".
Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
by dabizz June 16, 2008
A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.
Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.
by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae December 25, 2007
a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!
i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009
by PotHead/ 420 Nation May 01, 2011
Anyone by the name of John is considered a stoner. He will say he is not one when he most definitely is. He will say he enjoys alcohol more, but he knows deep, deep down that his heart leans towards the amazingness of getting high as fuck.
DUDE: Are you a stoner?
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John
DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John
DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.
by @)@) January 09, 2020
A person who's main hobby is throwing stones at homeless people for a living and doing various drugs.
by cronicallyonline April 06, 2022