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by 911 pilot September 7, 2020

New Old Stock

New Old Stock, or NOS for short, refers to retail items or products that are still technically brand new, but have never been sold for long periods of time. This is commonly due to newer and/or upgraded versions of the same product being released, rendering the older models obsolete. Thus, this makes them old stock. But because they're still technically brand new, unused, unsold products, they are termed "new old stock".

New old stock units are typically sold at a greatly reduced price, since most of the focus and attention is put onto selling the current models. Retailers and vendors will usually have various quantities of new old stock left over from the previous product generation cycle, and will sell them at reduced prices to clear them out in order to accommodate for newer models.

John: Whoa, got yourself a new tennis racket huh?
Brian: Yep, only cost $60.

John: Wow that's a steal! How'd you get it for so cheap?
Brian: New old stock. This particular racket model came out in 2014, so it's been replaced numerous times already with fancy newer models. I figured hey, it's still technically brand new anyway, and tennis racket technology hasn't really changed over the past few years, so why the heck not?

by DeeeFoo January 26, 2018

Stocksbridge

A vile filth ridden town that is inhabited by chavs and people that you wouldn't let your daughter talk to. Heavily contrasting with the beautiful suburb of Deepcar, Stocksbridge is a shit stain on the world and it should be removed by all means necessary.

"I fucking hate Stocksbridge" - Stocksbridge resident

by JimmyT1 March 20, 2011

stackoverflow

A programming Q&A site, where users get upvotes for good questions, answers and comments, and also get downvotes for bad answers, questions and comments. The votes determine your rep (the highest I've seen there is 300k Skeet Skeet)

The users don't play around better not fuck with them. And don't post silly questions, answers, and comments except your Jon Skeet (He has a lifetime supply of upvotes, if you downvote him your wasting your time) . Can be a horror to new users though. Plus its perfectly designed.

Bob : Dude, I totally asked an innocent question on stackoverflow and got 30 downvotes in the first 10 seconds.

Me : What did you ask?

Bob : How to print a line to console in java.

Me : Ahahahaha I got 100 downvotes when I introduced myself with a question.

by mobinga August 5, 2011

sockophant

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.

That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

by Pope Maledict DCLXVI & Kagato July 10, 2010

sockodile

A sock that has run away from home or got lost in the wash and become feral. If you come across a sockodile or feral sock do not try to run or climb up a tree, sockodiles are fast runners and natural climbers

Crikey - look at the size of that Sockodile - you don't want to go rarking this baby up. The Sockodile Hunter

by Undy Bumgrope November 24, 2004

Stock Bitch

Synonym for basic bitch. Can be used on males or females. Stock meaning simple and boring with no unique qualities. Like playing a stock part as a musician.

That guy in the polo and Chubbys is such a "Stock Bitch."

by basschick April 29, 2015