switched lanes without signaling

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.

I switched lanes without signaling last night on Mary

by mr.Robare April 4, 2009

Stitches

A combined word for stupid bitches

Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

by Anthony and Stritt May 15, 2005

Statched

To be rejected, denied, shamed.

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)

by jaman September 5, 2006

Butt Stitches

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.

Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.

by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018

courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.

Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

by Brian Washington October 19, 2006

Stitches

A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.

Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches

by Allison4321 November 22, 2009

switched

Gay, Flaming Homo, Homo sexual

Dude that class is so switched

by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003