Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Stirring the chum bucket

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

by Crons August 5, 2020

Stirring the caramel

Named after an instance on MasterChef where Gordon Ramsay got irate with a chef because she had "stirred the caramel" and therefore caused the sugar to crystalize, thereby ruining the texture and taste of the caramel.

Used to alert someone that they are currently fucking something up badly, or are about to fuck up badly.

Dude, you're stirring the caramel...

Damn, man, Susy got into a fight with Sheila and she commented on her fake tits...she stirred the caramel because Sheila FUCKED HER UP.

by Granty_MacNeil August 2, 2011

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

Stirring Sauce

When a guy is suspended upside down with his sack lifted and his asshole spread as wide as possible. Ten other guys proceed to ejaculate inside the guys asshole. When the guy is ready to take a shit, he is placed right side up with a bowl below him and lets the turd and semen drop into the bowl. The suspended guy that had man cum inside him is then fluffed to a boner by the last guy to ejaculate inside him and ejaculates into the bowl as well. The content inside the bowl is then mixed and transferred to a pot and is boiled on medium high for 2 minutes. This can topped on ice cream or be drank in a glass like chocolate milk. If consumed like chocolate milk and the sauce sticks to your upper lip forming a milk mustache, technically its a dirty sanchez.

The football team is stirring sauce tomorrow for their big gay ice cream party this weekend.

by ToldYouItsARealWord October 12, 2011

Stirring the Mac n Cheese

the sound male masturbation makes

My man was caught stirring the mac n cheese in the shower last night, yo!

by JBLS December 1, 2007

stirring the pot

One term for the classic bad dance move where you rotate your arms in front of you clockwise, as if holding a big spoon with both hands and stirring a pot, while leaning your body/hips in the opposite direction to your arms. Joey on Friends did this a lot.

Oh jeez, is that guy really stirring the pot?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006