A pet named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet he made up whilst playing "google feud" who may be a gay bird.

i think i have a pet named steve.
-markiplier

by SuperDiamondDJ June 13, 2018

steve harrington

steve harrington is a reoccurring character on a Netflix original series, Stranger Things. In season one, he is a popular jock and Hawkins High School and is dating Nancy Wheeler. Steve is 5'11" but with hair he is 6'3". In season two he turns into a devoted mother of four; Max, Lucas, Dustin, and Mike. He helped fight off the demogorgon dogs and protected his children as well. He isn't the brightest student at Hawkins but he is very caring.

Person 1: Do you wanna do something tomorrow?
Person 2: I can't, I'm babysitting my neighbors.
Person 1: Oof, you're such a steve harrington.

by gary the good looking potato January 23, 2018

tao of steve

the tao of steve is in three parts
1) Eliminate desire
2) you have to do something excellent in her presence
3) Retreat

1) A woman can smell an agenda
2) Proving your sexual worthiness
3) We pursue that which retreats

by the ross February 13, 2004

My Pet Named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.

My Pet Named Steve hates me.

by Tsunxmi November 24, 2018

Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

by author September 1, 2006

stevenson high school

Stevenson high school, one of the top ranked high schools in the country consists of snobby rich kids who wear vineyard vines, and polo. There are many extracurricular classes to be taken at Stevenson, but if you aren't either jalen Brunson, or a jock you're are reconised as a nobody. Stevenson is full of pretty girls who think they're better than everyone because there dads run local businesses around the long grove area, and guys that think they're top shit, because they drive around in there "brand new jeep my dad bought"

"Hey, let's go to liquid fusion, you where all the kids from Stevenson high school hang out"
"For sure, make sure you were your polo quarter zip, your pink shorts that go above your knees, and your sperrys!"

by JsavageT July 18, 2016

steve bannon

Dick Cheney and Death combined

Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.

by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017