the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

the stevie wonder complex by snootch87 August 19, 2008

The Stevie Wonder 

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes

she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night

The Stevie Wonder by green onion January 15, 2009

No Stevie Wonder 

another way of saying you aren't blind.

I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder

-did you see that?

-no Stevie Wonder

No Stevie Wonder by lilbitofsunshine January 21, 2010

Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation 

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious

Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation by cyber delazy February 1, 2020

Stevie Wondering it 

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

Stevie Wondering it by Cold pop September 15, 2018

Stevie Wonders 

1.) nipples that have small bumps surrounding the center that resemble braille, which in turn reminds one of Stevie wonder.

1.) Dude, I was playin with my girls titties last night and she's got some stevie wonders!!!!

Stevie Wonders by Rodriigo September 16, 2005

Stevie Wondering 

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.

Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove

Stevie Wondering by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012