Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five
by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008
Get the A Steve Jobsmug. a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated
by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011
Get the steve jobmug. The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
Get the Steve Jobsmug. Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
by Barista420 September 8, 2012
Get the Steve Jobmug. A man who changed the world and innovated the "touch" to our present day lives. May he rest in peace.
Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.
by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011
Get the Steve Jobsmug. The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.
He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs
He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.
He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.
by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010
Get the Steve Jobsmug. This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
Get the A Steve Jobsmug.