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Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
by Yannni December 14, 2008
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Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg.
I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.
by tincture April 14, 2008
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sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.
We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.
by sterned August 25, 2014
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stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.
by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016
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sterndale Stud

When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.
Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. I’m a proper sterndale stud

Jamie : you’re a twat
by Big J B June 29, 2022
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Daniel Stern

The actor who plays the taller of the two robbers in Home Alone
Who is that tall robber in Home Alone?
It is Marv, Played by Daniel Stern.
by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021
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steiny

A Steinlager beer
Yo! Toss me a Steiny!
by SS January 22, 2004
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