Someone who can make an interesting story that is supposed to be 200-300 pages into a four boring books with a total of around 2000 pages by adding shitty romance stuff.
Stop being a Stephenie Meyer! I could write that bullshit of yours ten times shoter and have it more interesting!
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You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.
A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.
Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.
The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"
Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.
A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.
Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.
The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"
Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!
Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
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Stephan will be a great friend, trust me.
They are very supportive and open-minded, and mutually want a friend too.
They are usually an extrovert or an ambivert and enjoy having fun often. They're friends with everyone they meet and smile with confidence. But although they seem as if "life's a blast" for them, deep inside, they also have their worries and fears they want to rant about someday. Stephans cherish their friends and will save you/their friends from any trouble if there's a need as they really are the real definition of "true friendship."
Stephans are someone who you can
trust and have some fun
in your life with.
Stephan will be a great friend, trust me.
They are very supportive and open-minded, and mutually want a friend too.
They are usually an extrovert or an ambivert and enjoy having fun often. They're friends with everyone they meet and smile with confidence. But although they seem as if "life's a blast" for them, deep inside, they also have their worries and fears they want to rant about someday. Stephans cherish their friends and will save you/their friends from any trouble if there's a need as they really are the real definition of "true friendship."
Stephans are someone who you can
trust and have some fun
in your life with.
"Wow, who's that?" Someone questions as Stephan walks by and smiles at you.
"An angel..." You say. "A Stephan."
"An angel..." You say. "A Stephan."
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