staying uptown

sex with a woman where only her boobs are involved.

Him: How bout a slice?

Her: How bout staying uptown tonight, I'm having my monthly visitor.

by MadCobraStyle September 17, 2010

josef stalin

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".

average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"

by commune- face April 25, 2006

Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
,

Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

by pudo433 July 25, 2016

statline

Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".

Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?

by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

stayin online tonight

your not going to be doing anything tonight(partys, chillin with friends), hence you will be online.

TBAMA: hey man you tryin to chill tonight?

Stoney: Nah man, im stayin online tonight

by jaystoney July 15, 2010

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

by syafinaz? October 4, 2023