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Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".
Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?
statline by FWSScontact January 5, 2013
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Cool men. With a magnificent one moustage which the only one Hitler did not envy. He has to give birth to the verb to staline being synonymic to execute. This big king of kolkoz had an immense 47 cm penis
Staline
Staline by Nutelladrim December 5, 2017

starliners 

Commited, confident, hardworking, and extremely attractive group of girls who dance for the Academy of Holy Angels Starliner dance team. These girls danced to the song "New York, New York" and won 2nd place at the Minnesota State Dance Tournament in 2010.
You can identify starliners when they talk. They will say words such as "sick", "nasty", "bomb", and "salty" (usually one after another) excessively
starliners by NY4ever April 6, 2010

Staline II 

the glorious leader of the glorious RDUISC, head of the revolution against AN and soon to be possesor of Staline's Glorious moustache
truly, Staline II is not a dictator, we are free to speak or minds in his presence without getting arrested by his guards
Staline II by bibi lagrillade April 14, 2022

JV Starliners 

Probably the coolest people you will ever meet. Rock da house. Have a lot of team sleepovers. Like to use the terms "girl and 4eva". Consist of 9 members, and currently 7 dancers. Like to sing "Mary did you know?" and have obsessions with eachother's family members. Especially Paul & Kelly.
Consist of:
Katie
Blau
Sarah

Gracie
Lindsay
Hannah
Maddie
Laura
Lizzy
person 1: girl did you see those jv starliners?
person 2: yeah they rocked da house.
person 1: 4EVA!
JV Starliners by Starliners 4EVA! January 9, 2010

stalinette 

A woman in power who outmanuvers her rivals for control. Someone who is secretively ruthless and seem to do things for the betterment of others. In short, the female version of Joseph Stalin.
Sheila's new boss is a Stalinette. It took Sheila six months to figure out the game her boss was playing. No one trusts anyone in the office now.
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stateline soccer club 

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️
stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!
stateline soccer club by rat rat November 16, 2019
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