stash can

Something you use to hide your weed. Factory made items designed to look like everyday items. Can be anything from a Pringles can to a bottle of Clorox bleach.

Dude, is that a real Dr. Pepper or is that a stash can?

by plantman21 August 24, 2011

Stash N Mash

The act of quickly and sloppily shoving your change along with your receipt into your wallet after making a purchase.

I was trying to look cool for the hot cashier by putting my nonchalantly throwing change and receipt into my wallet after buying some dranks at the gas station, but it turned into a Stash N Mash and the cashier just laughed at me.

by Emack44 September 25, 2010

Stash Hole

Where my mother says she keeps her paper work, and and also a fun expression a person might want to use in place of the word "mouth" or any other creative crevice.

1) OMG you wouldn't believe all the paperwork I have allowed to build up back there in my stash hole behind my computer.
2) Shut your stash hole.

by Geckolady October 4, 2017

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

stash slash

means to hide ones urine...

" hey steve get my wee bottle out from the fluids drawer, im going to have a stash slash"

by 420MUSIK June 11, 2013

Stash Pad

1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).

Can also be:

2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."

def 1.

Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?

Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.

Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.

Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.

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def 2.

Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves

Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?

*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*

by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016

stash stall

When just about to orgasm, you think of a really ugly mustache which causes you to lose your chance of getting an orgasm.

"Aww man, I was fucking this chick and the image of Hulk Hogan's mustache came into my head...total stash stall there!"

by angrypirate01 November 14, 2007