Black Stapler

Code for being on your period. To say you got it, simply say you've found your black stapler. If you're dealing with cramps, say you accidentally hit yourself in the stomach with it. When it's finally over, you've lost your stapler. Only use this if you're around people who you don't want to know your personal business - you should never be ashamed of your period.

You: Oh, by the way, I found my black stapler yesterday. I don't feel good.

Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.

by girlbossno February 8, 2024

shooting stapler in a lift

peeing in the lift

I was shooting stapler in a lift yesterday

by shootingstaplerinlift April 5, 2021

tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

3 Crore ka Stapler

Aye KshKsh

*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler

by Sameepp July 24, 2022

Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"

by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

rat stapler

An individual who staples rats to his dead woman.

Yeah, I'm a rat stapler myself, I got 8 rats on my Woman today.

by CRTrrr July 8, 2022