slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

stanly steamer crew

For two or more male or female to shit on one's chest and rub it all over there body .

Dude me and a couple guys did the stanly steamer crew on this one girl last night.

by The real real obama July 15, 2015

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanly Steamer

to cover up someones mouth with tin foil than take a dump on the tin foil so the reciver only gets the steam.

Dude I just gave that bitch a Stanly Steamer

by Stanly May 22, 2005

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008

stanely steamer

Dump usually taken in the morning or mid-noon.

Hey guys, good morning, Be right back I gotta take a Stanely Steamer.

by Strong bah April 8, 2003