rapist stance

When a girl sees a guy's arm or other body part that she likes or turns her on. She gets ready to pounce, sometimes surprising the guy. Like a stance, her legs might be open, depending on how hot the guy is.

After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.

I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.

by amariiee March 8, 2011

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

buffalo stance

"Buffalo Stance" is a song by Neneh Cherry.

It inspired a unique "dance" on the television show Dance Party USA; dancers would stand absolutely still for the duration of the song.

Have you listened to "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry? It's totally rad!

by rad dudet March 20, 2007

man stance

When a man displays the outward appearance of being masculine, tough, and lack of emotion.

That sad Disney movie really affected my man stance.

by 997pilot July 15, 2014

dino stance

An out of context stance made by rhymestyle. Very big meme in the community.

“Look at him dino stanceing in the background “ -seereax

by Don Mob May 12, 2021

photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.

Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.

Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.

by WaKe July 24, 2012