Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

stipulated

sex

i stipulated a camal

by hamster10 October 22, 2017

stagflated

Being drunk and high at the same time. Derived from the original term: stagflation, meaning high unemployment AND high inflation. The person that is writing this is currently stagflated.

Isabelle: Dude, you’re drunk as fuck.
Philip: Nah man, i’m stagflated.

by cornfig June 30, 2018

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

strangulate

DFD (see DFD) has coined this term many times, and now has called it their own.

Verb - To strangle and choke a bitch

"Don't refuse to mate, or I'll have to strangulate!"

by Dr. K September 15, 2005

stagulator

Stagulator is someone who is moving slow when everyone else is ready to go.

You are a stagulator. Hurry up and stop stagulating!

by Hollywoodlh4 March 29, 2016

Starvulated

To be so hungry one is willing to eat literally anything and think it tastes like ambrosia.

I'm so starvulated this Nacho Cheese Doritos Slurpee is really hitting the spot!

I'm so starvulated these deepfried live maggots taste like heaven!

Man, this chili cheese grapefruit is AMAZING, wanna bite?

by Jayne Err August 16, 2011