squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.

There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.

by J Man October 3, 2003

squiff

To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.

Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?

by Al Dog January 19, 2005

Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva November 19, 2007

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

squaffle

A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.

Squaffle at Radders house?

by aliw May 23, 2007

Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

squaff

To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".

I need a beer... squaff!

by Squeat November 16, 2006