The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
by annarky June 21, 2015
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expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"
Etymology:
Middle English squirel
Function:
noun; masculine
1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"
Etymology:
Middle English squirel
Function:
noun; masculine
1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."
"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
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Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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- I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?
I caught myself a Squirtle last night!
- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(
Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
I caught myself a Squirtle last night!
- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(
Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime
by 1p4life January 2, 2013
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I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.
I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
by squincy May 25, 2010
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